Hello.

I have made a decision to return to the blog world. This decision had several factors; namely, I need to become famous so that I can make some money. That said, you (future Juliet- the only person who will ever read this) should feel free to help in the quest. Perhaps we can start by you asking that well-connected uncle by marriage to drop my name over a meal of chip butties and warm beer to JK Rowling.

For now, I give you a list.

Top 10 Reasons Why I Have Abandoned My Blog:

10. Eating
9. Sleeping
8. Facebook
7. Tesla
6-1. Facebook




Somethings are better left unsaid...