Platinum Opportunity

Even better than Gold. If you've ever dreamed of seeing me in a socially compromising position, or would find it entertaining to measure just how uncomfortable I can become in the course of a few minutes, tomorrow is your lucky day.

Come to the ROCU DJ auction in the Grind at 7pm and buy a date with Nell and I- the combo pack. Although, if we actually do sell, I might be a little less uncomfortable (depending on who you are) and that would skew your data. So you have three options: don't come, come and watch us not sell, or come for a bargain and buy us at probably like $2, all of which will be Nell's yielding.

What am I doing?!


EDIT: My mind was just rushed by about 100 names of people who I would definitely NOT want to be bought by. Some of these include: OJ Simpson, a certain someone from high school who I desperately hope won't read this blog and take this as a platinum opportunity, and this man who's name I don't remember who used to tell me he was going to buy me from my mom when I was little. It obviously had a subconscious, lasting effect on me. More to come on that creep at a later date.