Update

It's now nearing three a.m. and there is howling outside. This is not coming from a dog of any sort, trust me- I would know. No, this is different. Humanoid in nature. Soft and fierce. The light stays on.

This will give me ample time to read A Man Without a Country, which I desperately need to return to Joe about 7 months ago.

I would go into the living room and select something to watch, but I'm afraid of passing by any open windows, closet doors, couches (under which people may be hiding), etc. You can only facebook strangers for so long (several hours at any given time), and I have been up to date on my celebrity gossip since about 7 this evening.

On a lighter note- today at the grocery store, I treated myself to a box of chocolate teddy grahams. I eat them like this: ear, ear, leg, leg, arm, arm, whole head, body. Delicious AND a workout! Also, to paint an even more explicit picture of the razzle dazzle city I live in, at the grocery store (the best in the area, although I'm not sure thats saying much) Nell looked at me in horror after a furry, scaly tailed creature (likely a "mouse") ran by her feet through the aisle. Later, in the produce section, Leah and I were startled as some sort of winged beast swooped down from the artificial sky (commonly called the ceiling) and nearly scalped us while letting out a ferocious war cry. We were only mildly shocked at the concurrence of these events, and they were not enough to rain on my chocolate teddy parade.

I am too poor to afford juice boxes, one of my favorite anytime treats, so I would be much obliged if my loyal fans could send me some to the follow address to help motivate me in this literary endeavor:
Juliet Moretti
950 Main Street
Box 1418
Worcester, MA 01610

Also acceptable for sending:
Fan Mail
Hate Mail
**Clippings of puppies from magazines/photos/etc. (I need these for a project I am working on)
Money
A photo of yourself
A drawing
Anything else you deem appropriate

Did anyone get my faux paw pun in my last post? I really thought I struck comedic gold with that one..